Monday, 24 August 2009

These boycotted Scottish products in full

The US Department for Homeland Security has now published a list of Scottish products and how Americans ought to order them in restaurants should they find themselves in the land of shortbread-eating surrender monkeys, by which we think they mean Edinburgh.

Scottish salmon fishcakes - Pinko burgers

Scots Porridge - Afghan muesli

Arbroath Smokie - Arbroath smoking gun

Otacakes and cheese - Taliban biscuits

Forfar Bridies - IEDs

Haggis and Neeps - Baghdad dhal

Scotch Whisky - Humvee fuel


    in the graphic style and layout of the American site of the same name...