Ever felt you're "in the wrong movie, man"? Gordon Brown has appeared in a few turkeys in the last month.
2nd April
Iron Man - superhero G20 action film in which our hero saves the world - for a day.
12th April
All the PM’s men - Damian McBride emails smear Tories and shames Brown.
21st April
Blairwitch Project II - low budget, freakish performance from PM on MPs expenses reform.
22nd April
The Dambusters - budget bombshell 50p tax rate fails to dent national debt.
27th April
The man who wasn’t there - Pakistani president snubs Mr Brown.
28th April
Made in Poland - boring documentary on economics by Polish President.
29th April
The New Avengers - Joanna Lumley and the Gurkhas defeat PM in Commons vote.
30th April
Passport to Pimlico Again - reform on MPs second home allowance dropped from Commons vote.
Coming soon...Summer blockbusters to look forward to:
MPs Expenses II - the scandalising sequel of one million MPs’ receipts being published.
Missing Identity - Cabinet to consider astonishing U-turn on ID cards, saving £2bn
European Cinema season - drubbing for Labour in Euro-poll and local English elections.
Mission Impossible IV - one more plot to replace Brown as PM.
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