Monday 24 August 2009

These boycotted Scottish products in full

The US Department for Homeland Security has now published a list of Scottish products and how Americans ought to order them in restaurants should they find themselves in the land of shortbread-eating surrender monkeys, by which we think they mean Edinburgh.

Scottish salmon fishcakes - Pinko burgers

Scots Porridge - Afghan muesli

Arbroath Smokie - Arbroath smoking gun

Otacakes and cheese - Taliban biscuits

Forfar Bridies - IEDs

Haggis and Neeps - Baghdad dhal

Scotch Whisky - Humvee fuel
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2 comments:

  1. Soho Politico24 August 2009 at 13:35

    LOL

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  2. Alistair McCALLUM29 August 2009 at 11:51

    http://www.boycottscotland.co.uk
    in the graphic style and layout of the American site of the same name...

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