The delegates had not sat down after their ovation of Peter Mandelson when this neat new graphic hit the Labour conference.
It's the work of Chris McShane at themediabrief.co.uk, a Glasgow boy and former member of the Number 10 media monitoring team. Before you ask Mandy's missing a tooth because he's "a fighter not a..."
You can get a postcard or, better still, as cute mustard-coloured, i-phone sack. Without one you're no one as Labour basks in the afterglow of a Mandelson lovebomb.