The US Department for Homeland Security has now published a list of Scottish products and how Americans ought to order them in restaurants should they find themselves in the land of shortbread-eating surrender monkeys, by which we think they mean Edinburgh.
Scottish salmon fishcakes - Pinko burgers
Scots Porridge - Afghan muesli
Arbroath Smokie - Arbroath smoking gun
Otacakes and cheese - Taliban biscuits
Forfar Bridies - IEDs
Haggis and Neeps - Baghdad dhal
Scotch Whisky - Humvee fuel
LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://www.boycottscotland.co.uk
ReplyDeletein the graphic style and layout of the American site of the same name...